5 Minutes Late For First Class
Five minutes late for class? What's the point of even going? If you're a Lazy College Senior, you may as well skip class for the entire day and try again tomorrow!
Stole Answer Key For Final Exam
Lazy College Senior is so lazy that even though he took the trouble to steal the answer key for the final exam -- he can't be bothered to look at it! How's that for student apathy!?
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
Homework? As Sweet Brown would say, "Ain't nobody got time for that." Life's too short. Why waste it doing something as annoying as homework?
Sorry Professor I Didn't Do My Homework
By the time you're a senior in college it feels like you've been doing homework your whole entire life. Enough is enough. You get so lazy, you can't even put in the effort to make an excuse as to why you didn't do it. Honesty seems like the best (and easiest) policy.
Why Make College The Best 4 Years Of Your Life
College is so expensive that it's a good idea to get through it and graduate as soon as possible. But Lazy College Senior isn't thinking about that. He just knows that rushing to graduate early is a lot of time, effort, stress, and hard work that he could do without!
If Tomorrow Isn't The Due Day
Lazy College Senior has a saying for waiting for the very last minute to start an assignment. "If tomorrow isn't the due day, then today isn't the do day." It even rhymes!
Morning of Final
No matter how hard you work at procrastinating, there usually comes a time when you have to face the inevitable. If you haven't started studying for finals by the morning of your exam, it's time to get serious. Even Lazy College Senior admits that the time has come. It's never too late!
Paper Should Be 5-8 Pages Long
There's such a thing as getting away with the bare minimum. And Lazy College Senior is an expert at it... although sometimes it's a struggle to even do that!
Writes Essay
Writing essays is such a drag, particularly when you're a Lazy College Senior who's over the whole essay writing thing. So instead of taking forever to meet the required number of pages, it can pay to get good at creative ways of making essays seem longer than they actually are. Making margins bigger -- too obvious. Changing the font size -- won't work if the professor has specified Times New Roman, 12 point. Increasing the size of commas and periods -- genius!
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